How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Nahida (Guest) on November 17, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Fadhila (Guest) on November 16, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 10, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Latifa (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 25, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Faiza (Guest) on October 18, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Sofia (Guest) on October 17, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 13, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 12, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 30, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mohamed (Guest) on September 17, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 11, 2019

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

David Chacha (Guest) on September 5, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 2, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Amani (Guest) on August 19, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 16, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 11, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 11, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nashon (Guest) on August 8, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Halimah (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on July 12, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Sofia (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rubea (Guest) on July 10, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 26, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 19, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Fatuma (Guest) on June 7, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Habiba (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 21, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Sekela (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Abubakari (Guest) on May 3, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 17, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Baraka (Guest) on April 17, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 13, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 12, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 29, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 28, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Fatuma (Guest) on March 26, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 25, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on March 4, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Baridi (Guest) on February 27, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 21, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 2, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Rehema (Guest) on January 28, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 20, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Nashon (Guest) on January 11, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 10, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Maulid (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 7, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 30, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Rahim (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Nassor (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 16, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 1, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 26, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂