What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 20, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Zainab (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 16, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Arifa (Guest) on August 13, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 30, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

John Lissu (Guest) on July 29, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Hamida (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Wande (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Jabir (Guest) on July 6, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Nashon (Guest) on June 30, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Nassor (Guest) on June 25, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 22, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Hawa (Guest) on May 16, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Kassim (Guest) on May 14, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 14, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 7, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

John Kamande (Guest) on April 28, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mchuma (Guest) on April 20, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 20, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 19, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 16, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 13, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 10, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Faiza (Guest) on April 1, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on March 18, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 9, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Wande (Guest) on March 8, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Habiba (Guest) on February 21, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 2, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mgeni (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 12, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 30, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Kazija (Guest) on December 20, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Jabir (Guest) on December 1, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Ndoto (Guest) on November 15, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Nassor (Guest) on November 5, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Faiza (Guest) on October 27, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Furaha (Guest) on October 21, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Maulid (Guest) on October 19, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 4, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

George Mallya (Guest) on September 28, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Abubakar (Guest) on September 28, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴