What did one eye say to the other?

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 3, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 2, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 29, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 21, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Omari (Guest) on March 17, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mzee (Guest) on March 15, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

David Chacha (Guest) on March 12, 2020

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Khamis (Guest) on March 10, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Zakia (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Amina (Guest) on March 5, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 3, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 18, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Amani (Guest) on February 15, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 10, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

John Kamande (Guest) on February 2, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 27, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Ahmed (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

John Lissu (Guest) on January 17, 2020

😄 You got me!

Sofia (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 5, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 25, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Josephine (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Umi (Guest) on December 18, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Farida (Guest) on November 17, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 9, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 5, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Khatib (Guest) on November 4, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on November 2, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 28, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 22, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Hassan (Guest) on October 12, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 26, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nyota (Guest) on September 26, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 22, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 14, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Salima (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Maneno (Guest) on September 6, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

James Malima (Guest) on September 5, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 30, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Muslima (Guest) on August 30, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Aziza (Guest) on August 19, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 6, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Issack (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Rukia (Guest) on June 26, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Shamsa (Guest) on June 23, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Maimuna (Guest) on June 10, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Athumani (Guest) on May 17, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 7, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 6, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 6, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️