What did the baker say to his wife?

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Abdillah (Guest) on December 10, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 30, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 26, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Rashid (Guest) on November 19, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 18, 2019

😄 You got me!

Issa (Guest) on November 2, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 1, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Biashara (Guest) on October 28, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 28, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Amir (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 15, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 15, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 25, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Hekima (Guest) on September 19, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 3, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 21, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mchuma (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 9, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 19, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Maimuna (Guest) on June 19, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Omari (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Omari (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 16, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Abdillah (Guest) on May 11, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Hamida (Guest) on May 10, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 12, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Fikiri (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Hawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 15, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 11, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 24, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 22, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 19, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 17, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 8, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Baraka (Guest) on February 7, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Bahati (Guest) on January 11, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 29, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Amir (Guest) on December 25, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 5, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!