What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Nahida (Guest) on November 29, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mariam (Guest) on November 27, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 19, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Salima (Guest) on November 18, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 12, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 9, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Shamsa (Guest) on November 8, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Muslima (Guest) on October 25, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Zawadi (Guest) on October 11, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 9, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mashaka (Guest) on September 23, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 22, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

John Mushi (Guest) on September 12, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 12, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 10, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 1, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Khatib (Guest) on August 31, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 27, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Tabu (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Mhina (Guest) on August 17, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Kazija (Guest) on August 13, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 11, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 4, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 27, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Halima (Guest) on July 26, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 23, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Rukia (Guest) on July 15, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 8, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Fikiri (Guest) on July 3, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Biashara (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 28, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 15, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 13, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 24, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 14, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Rashid (Guest) on May 12, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

James Malima (Guest) on April 29, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 17, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Salum (Guest) on April 2, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Issack (Guest) on April 1, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 22, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 23, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 13, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Salima (Guest) on February 6, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 25, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Aziza (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mhina (Guest) on January 21, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 20, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Zakaria (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 17, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 27, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mhina (Guest) on December 26, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 22, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 21, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Zulekha (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖