What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Biashara (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 29, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Fadhila (Guest) on December 21, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 16, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Kassim (Guest) on December 12, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 10, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Rahim (Guest) on November 23, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 15, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 5, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Maida (Guest) on October 24, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

John Kamande (Guest) on October 13, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Rahma (Guest) on October 1, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Jaffar (Guest) on September 29, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 28, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 27, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 27, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Yahya (Guest) on September 14, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Amina (Guest) on September 1, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Latifa (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Aziza (Guest) on August 18, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 4, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 3, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 1, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 17, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mchuma (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 7, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 3, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Abubakar (Guest) on May 28, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Zawadi (Guest) on May 22, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 15, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 14, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Kazija (Guest) on May 9, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

John Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 30, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 22, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 29, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 23, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 8, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 6, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Abubakar (Guest) on March 5, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Rabia (Guest) on March 3, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Husna (Guest) on March 2, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 2, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Jamila (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Sultan (Guest) on February 11, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Sumaya (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 31, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!