What do birds do on Halloween?

Tabu (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Binti (Guest) on August 29, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Husna (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Jamal (Guest) on August 18, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 15, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 8, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 28, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Rabia (Guest) on July 22, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Rehema (Guest) on July 22, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

James Kimani (Guest) on June 4, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 8, 2019

😂 So funny!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 30, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Ndoto (Guest) on April 22, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

James Mduma (Guest) on April 18, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 13, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 30, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Wande (Guest) on March 27, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Arifa (Guest) on March 26, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

David Chacha (Guest) on March 17, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Khadija (Guest) on March 13, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 1, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Biashara (Guest) on February 27, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sofia (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mustafa (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Maida (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Makame (Guest) on January 23, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 20, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 13, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Husna (Guest) on January 12, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mohamed (Guest) on January 10, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mashaka (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Masika (Guest) on January 3, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Khalifa (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Fadhila (Guest) on December 17, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 16, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nashon (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 2, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Tabu (Guest) on November 29, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Mchuma (Guest) on November 22, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mwanais (Guest) on November 4, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Baraka (Guest) on November 4, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Ahmed (Guest) on November 3, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 2, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆