What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

Ahmed (Guest) on February 12, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 18, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 10, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Asha (Guest) on January 2, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 15, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 7, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 4, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 9, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Abubakari (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Sofia (Guest) on November 2, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Hamida (Guest) on October 26, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Josephine (Guest) on October 26, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 6, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 29, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Issack (Guest) on September 27, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 20, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 10, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 5, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Nassar (Guest) on September 5, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 5, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Zawadi (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Zawadi (Guest) on August 14, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 8, 2019

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 26, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 24, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Abubakar (Guest) on July 18, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Khamis (Guest) on July 17, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Jaffar (Guest) on July 14, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Zakaria (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on June 10, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 27, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 26, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 26, 2019

😄 You got me!

Sumaya (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Shamsa (Guest) on May 3, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 25, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 24, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 10, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 30, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 19, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 13, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 10, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 20, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

James Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 29, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Maneno (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 25, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅