What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 27, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 21, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 20, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 12, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Yusuf (Guest) on October 9, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 30, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 30, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Hamida (Guest) on September 30, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 26, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 17, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Baraka (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 11, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 9, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 5, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Zuhura (Guest) on September 3, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mariam (Guest) on August 27, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ahmed (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Josephine (Guest) on August 20, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Rubea (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 12, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Latifa (Guest) on July 29, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 27, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Neema (Guest) on July 24, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Shamsa (Guest) on July 19, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 16, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Umi (Guest) on June 25, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Kazija (Guest) on June 18, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 13, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Maulid (Guest) on June 7, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 6, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 6, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 27, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 22, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

James Kimani (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mzee (Guest) on April 25, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 21, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 14, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 12, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 11, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Sharifa (Guest) on April 9, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 6, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Muslima (Guest) on March 25, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 15, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Salum (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Majid (Guest) on February 27, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 10, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 3, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 1, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 31, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Kazija (Guest) on January 28, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Makame (Guest) on January 27, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕