What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Athumani (Guest) on December 12, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Kiza (Guest) on December 4, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 17, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nuru (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 6, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 1, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mariam (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Arifa (Guest) on October 21, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 17, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Rubea (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 15, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Baridi (Guest) on September 15, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 10, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 9, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 7, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 3, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Bahati (Guest) on August 29, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mashaka (Guest) on August 28, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Maimuna (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 11, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 20, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Khamis (Guest) on July 20, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on July 20, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Salma (Guest) on July 14, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 1, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 15, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mjaka (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Selemani (Guest) on June 5, 2019

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mashaka (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 28, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Ahmed (Guest) on May 26, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 26, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Fadhili (Guest) on May 24, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mwanais (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Juma (Guest) on April 29, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 25, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Amir (Guest) on April 24, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 20, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 16, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Furaha (Guest) on March 15, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 4, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nuru (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶