What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

Zainab (Guest) on July 24, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Sarafina (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Aziza (Guest) on July 9, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 5, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Fatuma (Guest) on July 4, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 3, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 2, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Muslima (Guest) on June 21, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 21, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Asha (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Nassar (Guest) on June 9, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Rabia (Guest) on June 9, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Mchuma (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Majid (Guest) on May 31, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Athumani (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 17, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Athumani (Guest) on May 15, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 10, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 21, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 18, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mwanais (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Bahati (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 4, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

George Tenga (Guest) on April 2, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 28, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 24, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Hassan (Guest) on March 19, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Salima (Guest) on March 11, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mazrui (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 1, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Sekela (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 26, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

David Chacha (Guest) on February 21, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Biashara (Guest) on February 18, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Zawadi (Guest) on February 14, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 14, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Zainab (Guest) on February 10, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Faiza (Guest) on February 2, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 1, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Selemani (Guest) on January 17, 2019

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 12, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on January 5, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Kiza (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Chum (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 24, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Shamim (Guest) on December 23, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 23, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 19, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 14, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Zakaria (Guest) on December 12, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 6, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 3, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

James Mduma (Guest) on December 2, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 23, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔