Where do baby pens spend their day?

Mazrui (Guest) on March 2, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 1, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 25, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 21, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 18, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 31, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 28, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 27, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 18, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 2, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 21, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 18, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Amina (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 20, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 16, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 13, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Zawadi (Guest) on November 13, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 9, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 8, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 30, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Shani (Guest) on October 26, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mchuma (Guest) on October 20, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Biashara (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Kahina (Guest) on September 11, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 10, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 5, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 1, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 1, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Abdillah (Guest) on August 27, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Juma (Guest) on August 18, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 4, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 23, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 17, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 17, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 5, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 28, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 20, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Umi (Guest) on June 13, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 5, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 5, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 2, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Habiba (Guest) on April 23, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 22, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nashon (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔