Which monster is the best dance partner?

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 25, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Kassim (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Tabu (Guest) on November 7, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 28, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 21, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Leila (Guest) on October 10, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 5, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Nyota (Guest) on September 30, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Biashara (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 17, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Halima (Guest) on September 16, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 16, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 12, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Khalifa (Guest) on September 8, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Habiba (Guest) on September 3, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 1, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 26, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 25, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 24, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on August 15, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 10, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 9, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 31, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Bahati (Guest) on July 30, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 28, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 27, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Bakari (Guest) on July 26, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Sekela (Guest) on July 14, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mustafa (Guest) on July 13, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 13, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 11, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Yusuf (Guest) on July 9, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Yahya (Guest) on July 9, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 7, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mjaka (Guest) on July 2, 2019

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Rahma (Guest) on June 21, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Zainab (Guest) on June 6, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 4, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mzee (Guest) on June 2, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 27, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 24, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 21, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Fatuma (Guest) on April 29, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Arifa (Guest) on April 25, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Issack (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 1, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

David Chacha (Guest) on April 1, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 29, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 19, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 14, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Maulid (Guest) on March 7, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 6, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅