Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 24, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Makame (Guest) on March 20, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Asha (Guest) on February 25, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sultan (Guest) on February 14, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Farida (Guest) on February 2, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Maida (Guest) on January 23, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 4, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 1, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Daudi (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 29, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Biashara (Guest) on December 26, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Hashim (Guest) on December 25, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 23, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 17, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 9, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 28, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 21, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mariam (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on October 20, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mhina (Guest) on October 18, 2019

😂 So funny!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 30, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 27, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 21, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 17, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Sarafina (Guest) on August 14, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 12, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Josephine (Guest) on August 4, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 30, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Rashid (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Saidi (Guest) on July 4, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 28, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Sultan (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Zainab (Guest) on June 11, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 10, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Kheri (Guest) on June 3, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 21, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 14, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

David Chacha (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Tambwe (Guest) on May 10, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 8, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 17, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

John Kamande (Guest) on April 7, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 25, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 23, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅