Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Majid (Guest) on March 20, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Fatuma (Guest) on March 15, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Biashara (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Muslima (Guest) on February 19, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 6, 2020

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 5, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Abdullah (Guest) on December 27, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Asha (Guest) on December 27, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 26, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Husna (Guest) on December 16, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 10, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Baraka (Guest) on December 10, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Wande (Guest) on December 1, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Aziza (Guest) on November 22, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 6, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 2, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 29, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

James Malima (Guest) on October 13, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Azima (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Sharifa (Guest) on September 28, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Zulekha (Guest) on September 28, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Nchi (Guest) on September 26, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Hassan (Guest) on September 24, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 16, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 1, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 1, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Zakia (Guest) on August 28, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on August 25, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rashid (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Fadhili (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 5, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 2, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Aziza (Guest) on August 1, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Khadija (Guest) on July 17, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Zawadi (Guest) on July 15, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Maimuna (Guest) on June 29, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 29, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Hassan (Guest) on June 15, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Amir (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Baraka (Guest) on May 29, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Raha (Guest) on May 24, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Salima (Guest) on May 6, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Sarafina (Guest) on April 22, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Sharifa (Guest) on April 16, 2019

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Kazija (Guest) on April 12, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 10, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈