Why did the elephant cross the road?

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 22, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 24, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Khatib (Guest) on February 21, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 8, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 2, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mwanais (Guest) on January 30, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 14, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Husna (Guest) on January 10, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 7, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Hamida (Guest) on December 30, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Binti (Guest) on December 11, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 7, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 2, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 26, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Kiza (Guest) on November 9, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Issack (Guest) on November 5, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mwanais (Guest) on November 5, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Safiya (Guest) on November 3, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mashaka (Guest) on October 5, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 3, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 30, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rashid (Guest) on September 18, 2019

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Abubakari (Guest) on September 18, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 17, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 1, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

John Kamande (Guest) on August 30, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 18, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Warda (Guest) on August 18, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Azima (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 3, 2019

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Khatib (Guest) on August 2, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 30, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Muslima (Guest) on July 24, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 23, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 20, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 20, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nassar (Guest) on July 5, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 29, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 28, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 27, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 13, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 29, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Chum (Guest) on May 21, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 25, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 22, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Shamsa (Guest) on April 18, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Husna (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Issa (Guest) on March 28, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Juma (Guest) on March 26, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂