Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Maimuna (Guest) on November 13, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Issa (Guest) on November 12, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

George Mallya (Guest) on November 4, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nasra (Guest) on October 8, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Rehema (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 26, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 25, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Maulid (Guest) on September 19, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 5, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 4, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 31, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 29, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

James Kimani (Guest) on August 14, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Saidi (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 7, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 6, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Zulekha (Guest) on August 2, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 2, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 1, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 25, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Muslima (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Abubakari (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 5, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 23, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 14, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 14, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 10, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Raha (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 29, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 17, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Maneno (Guest) on April 14, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 25, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Nasra (Guest) on March 19, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Jafari (Guest) on March 10, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Chum (Guest) on March 9, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 4, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 1, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 25, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 25, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mariam (Guest) on February 25, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 24, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Zakaria (Guest) on February 24, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 14, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Warda (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Neema (Guest) on February 3, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mchawi (Guest) on January 25, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁