Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 27, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Ahmed (Guest) on November 18, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

James Kimani (Guest) on November 15, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 12, 2019

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 8, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 7, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 6, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 29, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 27, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 25, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 19, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Zawadi (Guest) on October 18, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Yusuf (Guest) on October 17, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Aziza (Guest) on October 2, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Rabia (Guest) on September 4, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 3, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 26, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 24, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Yusuf (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Latifa (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 12, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2019

😄 You got me!

Maimuna (Guest) on July 29, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mchuma (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Abdillah (Guest) on July 5, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 3, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Rahim (Guest) on June 2, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 26, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 25, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Nuru (Guest) on May 21, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 20, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

David Chacha (Guest) on May 15, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Daudi (Guest) on April 30, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 21, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 14, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Furaha (Guest) on April 11, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Jafari (Guest) on April 9, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 5, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 28, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Latifa (Guest) on March 4, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 14, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Hekima (Guest) on February 7, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 3, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 26, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mchuma (Guest) on January 20, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Sumaya (Guest) on January 15, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Hassan (Guest) on January 15, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 26, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 24, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 16, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 16, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 15, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️