Why did the pony get detention?

Baridi (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 26, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Chiku (Guest) on November 24, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Rahim (Guest) on November 15, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 15, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

John Mushi (Guest) on November 13, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Kheri (Guest) on October 29, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 14, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 5, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 3, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mazrui (Guest) on October 2, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Jaffar (Guest) on September 25, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Rahim (Guest) on September 12, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Nyota (Guest) on September 9, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Jaffar (Guest) on September 8, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 5, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 3, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 26, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Issa (Guest) on August 21, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 20, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Kassim (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Kiza (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 22, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Juma (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 11, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on July 6, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Kahina (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mjaka (Guest) on June 27, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 21, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Nchi (Guest) on June 18, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Kahina (Guest) on June 17, 2019

😄 You got me!

Amani (Guest) on June 12, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 31, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 4, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 1, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 30, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Fikiri (Guest) on March 25, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

John Malisa (Guest) on March 17, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Sultan (Guest) on March 16, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 16, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 7, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Abubakari (Guest) on March 7, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 11, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 3, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Khalifa (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 21, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 20, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 16, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 11, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Issa (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine