Why didn’t the oven go to college?

Abubakar (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Furaha (Guest) on May 24, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 18, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 15, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 11, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Warda (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Masika (Guest) on April 28, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 11, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Arifa (Guest) on April 9, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Abdillah (Guest) on April 3, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 3, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 19, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Tambwe (Guest) on March 2, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Rashid (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Hawa (Guest) on February 19, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mzee (Guest) on February 2, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 1, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 30, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Rahim (Guest) on January 28, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Majid (Guest) on January 14, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 4, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Abdullah (Guest) on December 23, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 16, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Khadija (Guest) on December 13, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 6, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 3, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 16, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 15, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 14, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mzee (Guest) on November 5, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Amir (Guest) on October 21, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Husna (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 28, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Zuhura (Guest) on September 24, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

George Mallya (Guest) on August 19, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 5, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 30, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Zuhura (Guest) on July 22, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

John Malisa (Guest) on July 21, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Sultan (Guest) on June 19, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 13, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 12, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 3, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mjaka (Guest) on June 1, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 22, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Omari (Guest) on May 20, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 19, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂