Why do bees have sticky hair?

Zubeida (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 17, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 29, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 28, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 27, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Jaffar (Guest) on November 16, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 25, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 22, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 21, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Nashon (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 12, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Kazija (Guest) on October 12, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Khalifa (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 30, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Khadija (Guest) on September 24, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 22, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 14, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mzee (Guest) on September 9, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 8, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 7, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Daudi (Guest) on August 23, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Hassan (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 6, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 4, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 27, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mohamed (Guest) on July 23, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on July 16, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 14, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on July 13, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Sekela (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Abdillah (Guest) on June 28, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 21, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 25, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Rubea (Guest) on May 20, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 9, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Zakia (Guest) on April 30, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 26, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 22, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 21, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Zawadi (Guest) on April 13, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 12, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Nuru (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Wande (Guest) on April 5, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 5, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 3, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 12, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Baridi (Guest) on March 10, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 3, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 24, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Bakari (Guest) on February 14, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖