Why do eggs hate jokes?

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 17, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 15, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 15, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Raha (Guest) on November 3, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 1, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 1, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 24, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 21, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Khadija (Guest) on October 16, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 13, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 2, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 18, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Baridi (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Asha (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 10, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2019

😂 So funny!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

David Chacha (Guest) on July 25, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 25, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 25, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 22, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Leila (Guest) on July 21, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 21, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 15, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Rashid (Guest) on July 4, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 2, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Nassar (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rashid (Guest) on June 22, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 19, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Chum (Guest) on June 18, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 12, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Abubakar (Guest) on June 12, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Khadija (Guest) on May 29, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Hawa (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 7, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 7, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Kazija (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 25, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on April 14, 2019

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Jaffar (Guest) on April 9, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 26, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 25, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 19, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 5, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Yusra (Guest) on February 27, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Kassim (Guest) on February 23, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Zuhura (Guest) on February 11, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Khalifa (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Salima (Guest) on January 31, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪