Why don’t animals eat clowns?

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 5, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

John Malisa (Guest) on September 30, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 17, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 12, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

John Mushi (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 9, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Chum (Guest) on September 5, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Husna (Guest) on August 28, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 22, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Daudi (Guest) on August 21, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Zakia (Guest) on August 18, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Jamal (Guest) on August 15, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Juma (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

David Chacha (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mgeni (Guest) on July 22, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Nchi (Guest) on July 9, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!

Selemani (Guest) on June 29, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Halimah (Guest) on June 21, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 2, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 1, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 1, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Abubakari (Guest) on May 30, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Latifa (Guest) on May 25, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Abubakar (Guest) on May 20, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Hassan (Guest) on May 8, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

John Malisa (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 30, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mjaka (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 4, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 25, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mazrui (Guest) on March 24, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Umi (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 18, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Selemani (Guest) on March 14, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 11, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 7, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Amani (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Rabia (Guest) on March 1, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Josephine (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 14, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nahida (Guest) on February 9, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Rehema (Guest) on February 9, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 8, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

George Tenga (Guest) on February 6, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Latifa (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 22, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mashaka (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Abubakar (Guest) on January 6, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on January 5, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 20, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬