What did the circle say to the triangle?

Chum (Guest) on March 3, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Chum (Guest) on March 2, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 14, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Kazija (Guest) on February 12, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Binti (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 4, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 20, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Faiza (Guest) on January 12, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Baridi (Guest) on December 31, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Sofia (Guest) on December 29, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 7, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Aziza (Guest) on December 6, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 6, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 2, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Jamila (Guest) on December 2, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mgeni (Guest) on December 2, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Abdullah (Guest) on November 17, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 18, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 12, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Latifa (Guest) on August 21, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Josephine (Guest) on August 6, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Baridi (Guest) on August 2, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 2, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 21, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 20, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Omar (Guest) on July 9, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 6, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 27, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mchuma (Guest) on June 25, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 24, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 17, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Nahida (Guest) on June 17, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 8, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Habiba (Guest) on June 7, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Habiba (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Amani (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Nchi (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Hamida (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 28, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 25, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 22, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 18, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 13, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 3, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 25, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!