What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

John Kamande (Guest) on December 9, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Rukia (Guest) on November 28, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 23, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 20, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 14, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 13, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 1, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

George Mallya (Guest) on October 16, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Kazija (Guest) on September 28, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Fikiri (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Hassan (Guest) on September 1, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 28, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 31, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Ali (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 25, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Habiba (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 20, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 16, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 1, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

James Kimani (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Rehema (Guest) on June 21, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 15, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 13, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Jafari (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Omari (Guest) on May 30, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Biashara (Guest) on May 29, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 16, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Masika (Guest) on May 12, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Abubakar (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Yusuf (Guest) on April 21, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Asha (Guest) on April 9, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mariam (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Nyota (Guest) on March 17, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 9, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 5, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Amina (Guest) on March 2, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 1, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nassor (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 24, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 10, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

John Lissu (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 6, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 27, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Hassan (Guest) on December 25, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 20, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 17, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Shabani (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Abdullah (Guest) on November 15, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧