What did the spoon say to the knife?

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 7, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 6, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 20, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 15, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Zakaria (Guest) on December 13, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Nashon (Guest) on December 11, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 6, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mjaka (Guest) on December 5, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Sarafina (Guest) on November 23, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 15, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 14, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 14, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 7, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Maneno (Guest) on October 23, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 21, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Raha (Guest) on October 3, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Baridi (Guest) on September 30, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 23, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 14, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Sarafina (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Makame (Guest) on September 3, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Sofia (Guest) on August 26, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 11, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 2, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 2, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Asha (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 28, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mashaka (Guest) on June 27, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 25, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Husna (Guest) on June 22, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Umi (Guest) on June 16, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Zakia (Guest) on June 8, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 6, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 31, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 31, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Hawa (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 22, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 13, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 11, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Nasra (Guest) on April 15, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 6, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 6, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Salma (Guest) on March 30, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Abdillah (Guest) on March 28, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 25, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Bakari (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Hashim (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Yusra (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 22, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪