What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Zawadi (Guest) on October 15, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 10, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Amina (Guest) on October 10, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Shani (Guest) on September 27, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Selemani (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Umi (Guest) on August 17, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Halimah (Guest) on August 17, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 13, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Shamsa (Guest) on August 11, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 7, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 28, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 20, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 16, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 15, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on July 14, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Rahma (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Zakaria (Guest) on July 5, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 15, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mashaka (Guest) on June 9, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Warda (Guest) on June 7, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 31, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Rukia (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Fadhili (Guest) on May 3, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 26, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Maimuna (Guest) on April 25, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 19, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 13, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 8, 2018

😂 So funny!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 26, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 18, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 9, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Maida (Guest) on February 9, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Rabia (Guest) on January 15, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 5, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

John Lissu (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 5, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 3, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 21, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Makame (Guest) on November 20, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 17, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Bakari (Guest) on November 12, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Jabir (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 3, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!