What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Nchi (Guest) on September 17, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Shabani (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Jafari (Guest) on September 5, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Tambwe (Guest) on September 4, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 27, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 26, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Jaffar (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Hassan (Guest) on August 12, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Nahida (Guest) on August 6, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 25, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Rabia (Guest) on July 23, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Yusuf (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Kazija (Guest) on June 27, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on June 16, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Binti (Guest) on June 16, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 14, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 8, 2018

😂 So funny!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 29, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Shamim (Guest) on May 28, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Selemani (Guest) on May 17, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Jabir (Guest) on May 15, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Hassan (Guest) on May 3, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 21, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

John Lissu (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Hamida (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

James Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Neema (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Zainab (Guest) on March 31, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Rabia (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 17, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 11, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Baridi (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 25, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Zakaria (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Abubakar (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

George Mallya (Guest) on February 19, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Warda (Guest) on February 12, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 9, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Yusuf (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 30, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 29, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

John Mushi (Guest) on January 6, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Khalifa (Guest) on January 5, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Jaffar (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 21, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Omar (Guest) on December 21, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Nashon (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

James Malima (Guest) on November 27, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 19, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸