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What do you do if youโ€™re a fan of Draculaโ€™s?

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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿ†


Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒ™

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Amir (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค

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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ

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If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคฒ

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Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

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I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I hate when Iโ€™m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฌ

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Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

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What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

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I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™

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