What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on July 9, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Nassor (Guest) on July 7, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Bakari (Guest) on June 30, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 29, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 19, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 22, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Saidi (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Habiba (Guest) on May 19, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 16, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Biashara (Guest) on May 12, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 10, 2018

😄 You got me!

Kazija (Guest) on April 29, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Azima (Guest) on April 28, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Kassim (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 24, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Makame (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Yusuf (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mchawi (Guest) on April 13, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Josephine (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 20, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 7, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 2, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 2, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on February 17, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Latifa (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 9, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Hekima (Guest) on January 10, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 7, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Kassim (Guest) on December 31, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 20, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 10, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 10, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 6, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Maimuna (Guest) on November 17, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Abdullah (Guest) on November 15, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Husna (Guest) on October 29, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

John Mushi (Guest) on October 25, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Jaffar (Guest) on October 21, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Nashon (Guest) on October 17, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Amir (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Zawadi (Guest) on September 26, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 21, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Mgeni (Guest) on September 18, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mohamed (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️