What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

Wande (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Athumani (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Sarafina (Guest) on January 6, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Furaha (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mhina (Guest) on January 2, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mhina (Guest) on December 7, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 5, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mzee (Guest) on December 2, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Zubeida (Guest) on November 23, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 21, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Muslima (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 4, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 3, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Kassim (Guest) on October 27, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 25, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Zainab (Guest) on October 18, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Raha (Guest) on October 16, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Omari (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Husna (Guest) on September 22, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Habiba (Guest) on September 12, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Leila (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 19, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Leila (Guest) on August 14, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 9, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 31, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 20, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Yusra (Guest) on July 7, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Kheri (Guest) on June 25, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

John Mushi (Guest) on June 18, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Omar (Guest) on June 15, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 8, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Omar (Guest) on May 27, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 24, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 19, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Biashara (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

George Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Rehema (Guest) on May 10, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 7, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 7, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kiza (Guest) on May 4, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 9, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Baraka (Guest) on April 6, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Abdillah (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 3, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔