What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 8, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Jamila (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 29, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Nuru (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Nyota (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Daudi (Guest) on September 4, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Shani (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ali (Guest) on August 31, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 22, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 19, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Sofia (Guest) on August 12, 2018

😄 Too good!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 5, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 2, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 25, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Baraka (Guest) on July 20, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Nasra (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 27, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 18, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 17, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Faiza (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 16, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 9, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Rahma (Guest) on May 2, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 29, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Yusra (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Halima (Guest) on April 21, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 18, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Zakia (Guest) on April 17, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Zawadi (Guest) on April 15, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 12, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Ahmed (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Latifa (Guest) on March 25, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mwanais (Guest) on March 21, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 17, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 14, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Rahma (Guest) on March 12, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Tambwe (Guest) on March 8, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Chiku (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Rahim (Guest) on February 16, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 7, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Omari (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Abubakari (Guest) on January 21, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 8, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 6, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Rabia (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Issa (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Yahya (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 13, 2017

😆 Saving this one!