Where can you always find a peacock?

Hashim (Guest) on February 14, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 12, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Nuru (Guest) on February 2, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mariam (Guest) on January 31, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on January 21, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Chum (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

John Mushi (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 21, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 26, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Fadhili (Guest) on November 9, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 2, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Raha (Guest) on September 28, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 26, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 25, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Maneno (Guest) on September 24, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 23, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Sarafina (Guest) on September 19, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kheri (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 12, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

George Mallya (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 11, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Majid (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 28, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mwanais (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Arifa (Guest) on July 15, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 25, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mzee (Guest) on June 13, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 11, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 30, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 28, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 16, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 28, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 22, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Fatuma (Guest) on April 13, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Omari (Guest) on April 12, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Chiku (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Sofia (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

John Kamande (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Abdullah (Guest) on March 11, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 10, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 6, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 21, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 20, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!