Where do cows go on the weekend?

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 8, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Muslima (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Farida (Guest) on January 1, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 24, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 16, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Ali (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 11, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Amani (Guest) on November 26, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 23, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Aziza (Guest) on November 18, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 15, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Juma (Guest) on November 9, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 23, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 8, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nassar (Guest) on September 15, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Shukuru (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 8, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 31, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Sarafina (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Arifa (Guest) on July 18, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 7, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

John Kamande (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Zainab (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 11, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

John Lissu (Guest) on May 24, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 23, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 17, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 28, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Khamis (Guest) on April 21, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

James Mduma (Guest) on April 21, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 19, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 13, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 12, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 31, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 29, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 18, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Zubeida (Guest) on March 9, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Jafari (Guest) on February 27, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Shabani (Guest) on February 27, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 21, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 21, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 15, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on February 14, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 12, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 10, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 2, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Majid (Guest) on January 1, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥