Where does the witch park her vehicle?

Jaffar (Guest) on January 21, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 18, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Wande (Guest) on January 18, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on January 17, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 16, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 11, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 10, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Khatib (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 23, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Ali (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 11, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 26, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 2, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 28, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 11, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

John Mushi (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

John Malisa (Guest) on September 2, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Nahida (Guest) on August 26, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Fatuma (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 6, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Omar (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Fikiri (Guest) on July 17, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Mazrui (Guest) on July 8, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 4, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Tabu (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 20, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Latifa (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Rashid (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nassor (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 10, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 25, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 23, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mchuma (Guest) on April 13, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 10, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Halima (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

John Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 22, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 18, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Shukuru (Guest) on March 17, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 17, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 8, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 3, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Halima (Guest) on February 6, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mzee (Guest) on February 2, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 31, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂