Which flower talks the most?

Amani (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Farida (Guest) on December 25, 2018

😄 You got me!

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Hawa (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 14, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

John Kamande (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 30, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 19, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 18, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 13, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 10, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Khalifa (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 16, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 12, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on October 6, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 4, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 11, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Omar (Guest) on September 1, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Safiya (Guest) on August 27, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 24, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

James Mduma (Guest) on August 17, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mohamed (Guest) on August 13, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 10, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 14, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 7, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Omari (Guest) on July 7, 2018

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Fikiri (Guest) on June 9, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 8, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 25, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Zainab (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 10, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Halimah (Guest) on May 6, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 27, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Halima (Guest) on April 20, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

John Kamande (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 26, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 22, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Raha (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 17, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Umi (Guest) on March 13, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 13, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 5, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Tabu (Guest) on February 13, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 21, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 12, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 11, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 10, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 7, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 6, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!