Why can’t skeletons play music?

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 13, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 12, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 8, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Hashim (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Zulekha (Guest) on August 3, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

George Mallya (Guest) on August 2, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 26, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Muslima (Guest) on July 25, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 25, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 20, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 16, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 15, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Josephine (Guest) on June 27, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 25, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 22, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 22, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on June 19, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Husna (Guest) on May 31, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 28, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 26, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Furaha (Guest) on May 22, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 16, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 14, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 13, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 10, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 1, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 24, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mchuma (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Issa (Guest) on April 7, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 4, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Jamila (Guest) on April 4, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 2, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Latifa (Guest) on March 29, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Habiba (Guest) on March 27, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Halimah (Guest) on March 26, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 13, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Shukuru (Guest) on March 2, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 26, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mgeni (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanais (Guest) on February 19, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Saidi (Guest) on February 18, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 11, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 27, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mazrui (Guest) on January 25, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

John Malisa (Guest) on December 28, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Juma (Guest) on December 17, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Issack (Guest) on December 10, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Aziza (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

John Lissu (Guest) on November 28, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Biashara (Guest) on November 3, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 1, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊