Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Nassor (Guest) on October 27, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 21, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 19, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Shamsa (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Athumani (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Bakari (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 12, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 11, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mchawi (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 16, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Arifa (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Latifa (Guest) on August 1, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rahma (Guest) on July 28, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Saidi (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 9, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 6, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Daudi (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rabia (Guest) on July 2, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Fatuma (Guest) on July 2, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 6, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Rukia (Guest) on June 4, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Nasra (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 20, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 7, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 11, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 1, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Asha (Guest) on March 22, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 7, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Baraka (Guest) on March 6, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Hawa (Guest) on March 6, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

George Mallya (Guest) on March 5, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Safiya (Guest) on March 1, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nuru (Guest) on February 20, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Zulekha (Guest) on February 12, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Rehema (Guest) on February 9, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Maimuna (Guest) on February 8, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mohamed (Guest) on February 2, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Amina (Guest) on January 31, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Saidi (Guest) on January 26, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂