Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 24, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Shamim (Guest) on January 13, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 3, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 20, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Baridi (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Hekima (Guest) on November 28, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 27, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mjaka (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Umi (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Kiza (Guest) on September 30, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 27, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Amir (Guest) on September 24, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Rahma (Guest) on September 23, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Hamida (Guest) on September 15, 2018

😄 You got me!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 12, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Binti (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Nahida (Guest) on September 4, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 3, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Omar (Guest) on August 26, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 21, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 16, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Amina (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Amani (Guest) on August 10, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 25, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 20, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Fikiri (Guest) on July 14, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Fadhili (Guest) on July 14, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 12, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Furaha (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Sumaya (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 1, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mazrui (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 17, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 12, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Athumani (Guest) on May 29, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 10, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 6, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Masika (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Khadija (Guest) on April 27, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 19, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Baraka (Guest) on April 9, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 31, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Ali (Guest) on March 17, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤