Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Amina (Guest) on April 1, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 31, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mazrui (Guest) on March 6, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 7, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 5, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 20, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Majid (Guest) on January 18, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Umi (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 17, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Kheri (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Bakari (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Hassan (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on December 16, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 13, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Neema (Guest) on November 25, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Leila (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 20, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 5, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 27, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 1, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Wande (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Issack (Guest) on August 29, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 26, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 17, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 15, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Salma (Guest) on July 27, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Jamal (Guest) on July 24, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 12, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Fatuma (Guest) on June 27, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Maneno (Guest) on June 27, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Zainab (Guest) on June 23, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Jafari (Guest) on June 21, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 29, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Zakaria (Guest) on May 26, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 23, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 22, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Rubea (Guest) on May 21, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mchuma (Guest) on May 15, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

David Chacha (Guest) on April 26, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 24, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Daudi (Guest) on April 13, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 31, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Salum (Guest) on March 20, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Zubeida (Guest) on March 16, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mgeni (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 21, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Masika (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Husna (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬