Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Josephine (Guest) on November 30, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Abdullah (Guest) on November 26, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 15, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Halima (Guest) on November 11, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

John Malisa (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Shamim (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mchuma (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 9, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Hashim (Guest) on October 5, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 3, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Daudi (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Umi (Guest) on September 22, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Bakari (Guest) on September 19, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Rubea (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Arifa (Guest) on August 30, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Ali (Guest) on August 29, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Tabu (Guest) on August 25, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Raha (Guest) on August 11, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 6, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Baraka (Guest) on August 1, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 24, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 19, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Abdullah (Guest) on July 11, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 29, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 9, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Zakaria (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Fatuma (Guest) on June 1, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 25, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 19, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 19, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Ali (Guest) on May 5, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

David Chacha (Guest) on April 24, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 19, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nchi (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Zakaria (Guest) on March 29, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Zakia (Guest) on March 19, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 20, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 20, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Husna (Guest) on January 31, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Khalifa (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Khalifa (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨