How did the hairdresser win the race?

Chum (Guest) on January 26, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Latifa (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 29, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Rehema (Guest) on December 25, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 22, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Issack (Guest) on November 16, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 9, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Rabia (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Jabir (Guest) on October 21, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 19, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Masika (Guest) on October 16, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Saidi (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Yusuf (Guest) on September 21, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Kazija (Guest) on September 4, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 4, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Azima (Guest) on August 2, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Sharifa (Guest) on July 24, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 21, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Fatuma (Guest) on July 20, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Zainab (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 10, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 18, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Halima (Guest) on June 15, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Omari (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Ndoto (Guest) on June 6, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rahim (Guest) on June 6, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 27, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Faiza (Guest) on May 13, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Hamida (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Athumani (Guest) on April 29, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Amir (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Umi (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Maneno (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 16, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 31, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 17, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 15, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 12, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 4, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Khamis (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥