Jaffar (Guest) on March 21, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Shabani (Guest) on March 20, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Sharifa (Guest) on February 27, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on February 23, 2018

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Kahina (Guest) on February 19, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Raha (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 26, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Juma (Guest) on January 26, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mohamed (Guest) on January 22, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Husna (Guest) on January 17, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

John Lissu (Guest) on December 28, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 25, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Salma (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 22, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Khalifa (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 3, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 1, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 21, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rehema (Guest) on November 19, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 31, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Maimuna (Guest) on October 17, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 2, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 22, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Salima (Guest) on September 13, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 6, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 5, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 31, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

John Kamande (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 8, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Tabu (Guest) on August 3, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Tabu (Guest) on July 27, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Omar (Guest) on July 19, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 2, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Saidi (Guest) on July 1, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Warda (Guest) on June 4, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 26, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Zuhura (Guest) on May 24, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 19, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 19, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Baridi (Guest) on May 7, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jaffar (Guest) on May 6, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 3, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎