What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Abubakari (Guest) on December 13, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Furaha (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 24, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Fadhili (Guest) on November 18, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Sekela (Guest) on November 18, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Ndoto (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

George Tenga (Guest) on November 7, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 19, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Yusra (Guest) on October 19, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Rehema (Guest) on October 7, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 29, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Zulekha (Guest) on September 27, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 27, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Shabani (Guest) on September 17, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Zuhura (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mchawi (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 2, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 27, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 20, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Ndoto (Guest) on August 6, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 21, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Chiku (Guest) on July 19, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 8, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mustafa (Guest) on July 3, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 25, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 21, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 20, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 17, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Zawadi (Guest) on June 5, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Kazija (Guest) on May 21, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 30, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Sultan (Guest) on April 26, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

George Tenga (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 25, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 12, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Salum (Guest) on March 9, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Daudi (Guest) on March 4, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Majid (Guest) on March 2, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 3, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Fikiri (Guest) on February 3, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Selemani (Guest) on February 1, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Hamida (Guest) on January 30, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Yusra (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mustafa (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Zubeida (Guest) on January 20, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 18, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭