What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

Shamsa (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Hekima (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 7, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 25, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Jabir (Guest) on November 24, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 19, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mhina (Guest) on November 17, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 12, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 11, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

John Lissu (Guest) on November 11, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

John Lissu (Guest) on October 27, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mjaka (Guest) on October 26, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 23, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 20, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 11, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 13, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Farida (Guest) on September 6, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 31, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Fikiri (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 13, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 7, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 1, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 1, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 20, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Kazija (Guest) on June 29, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Biashara (Guest) on May 30, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 29, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Kazija (Guest) on May 23, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 20, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Kazija (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 3, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 28, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 8, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 7, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

George Tenga (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Jaffar (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Amina (Guest) on February 27, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Rabia (Guest) on February 20, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Kahina (Guest) on February 17, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 4, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 26, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mwanais (Guest) on January 25, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 20, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Umi (Guest) on January 17, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 14, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Amani (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️