What do witches order at hotels?

James Malima (Guest) on March 4, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Nashon (Guest) on February 5, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Sarafina (Guest) on January 31, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 13, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 3, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 3, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Safiya (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mustafa (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Shani (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 23, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

James Malima (Guest) on December 6, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 30, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 19, 2017

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 18, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mohamed (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 10, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Daudi (Guest) on October 9, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Fadhila (Guest) on September 21, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 20, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 17, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Abubakar (Guest) on September 13, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 30, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 9, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Furaha (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 22, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 16, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 11, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 7, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Farida (Guest) on July 4, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

John Malisa (Guest) on June 21, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 18, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 16, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 13, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Rahim (Guest) on June 5, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 23, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 21, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 17, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 14, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Josephine (Guest) on May 9, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 6, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 2, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Warda (Guest) on April 24, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋