What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Raha (Guest) on April 10, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 7, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 6, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwanais (Guest) on March 29, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Tabu (Guest) on March 26, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 18, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 5, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Hamida (Guest) on February 27, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mchuma (Guest) on January 27, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Abubakar (Guest) on January 10, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Bakari (Guest) on January 3, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mhina (Guest) on December 31, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 21, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Josephine (Guest) on December 17, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 18, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Omari (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Rubea (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 29, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Yusra (Guest) on October 25, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 24, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 18, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mustafa (Guest) on October 15, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

George Mallya (Guest) on September 24, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on September 20, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Maulid (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Safiya (Guest) on September 19, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Fadhila (Guest) on September 19, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Yusra (Guest) on September 19, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 13, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 9, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Abubakar (Guest) on September 8, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 17, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Warda (Guest) on August 5, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Bahati (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 23, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 18, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 11, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Neema (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 23, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 1, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Yusuf (Guest) on April 30, 2017

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Chum (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭