What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Amina (Guest) on November 29, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Chiku (Guest) on November 19, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Farida (Guest) on November 10, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 7, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 6, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 30, 2017

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 24, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 15, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 11, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Amani (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Neema (Guest) on October 6, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 23, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 19, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 13, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Jafari (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 5, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 3, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Masika (Guest) on September 2, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 10, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 31, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 30, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 26, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Athumani (Guest) on July 25, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 9, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 29, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 19, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Tambwe (Guest) on June 14, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 8, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 1, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 11, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Faiza (Guest) on May 8, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 3, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Maida (Guest) on April 30, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 22, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 20, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Khadija (Guest) on April 13, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Mchuma (Guest) on April 10, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 7, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Nashon (Guest) on March 31, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Josephine (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on March 5, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 24, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 20, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 19, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 16, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Zakaria (Guest) on February 8, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Jaffar (Guest) on February 5, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 3, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Josephine (Guest) on February 1, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Omar (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Shukuru (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 22, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌