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Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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😄 You totally won the internet today!
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😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 4, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Chris Okello (Guest) on July 7, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 18, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 7, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 4, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 30, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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