What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 4, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 31, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 27, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 17, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 16, 2017

😄 Too good!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 15, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Ahmed (Guest) on December 11, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Sarafina (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Zubeida (Guest) on December 6, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Josephine (Guest) on December 3, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Safiya (Guest) on November 20, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Kazija (Guest) on November 14, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 11, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Omar (Guest) on October 22, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 11, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Binti (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Umi (Guest) on September 30, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Amina (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 20, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Hashim (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on August 10, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 5, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 12, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on July 8, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 30, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Umi (Guest) on June 29, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Warda (Guest) on June 18, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Maneno (Guest) on June 3, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 2, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Omari (Guest) on May 30, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 28, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 18, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Maulid (Guest) on May 10, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 26, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 16, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Sofia (Guest) on April 8, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 3, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rubea (Guest) on March 28, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 24, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 15, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Wande (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 2, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Rashid (Guest) on February 28, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Jafari (Guest) on February 27, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 23, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Abubakari (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Rukia (Guest) on January 26, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 24, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Shamsa (Guest) on January 14, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Wande (Guest) on January 3, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Wande (Guest) on December 29, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 18, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋